The story of cardi B

One morning,it was 7o’clock cardi B and Mama B’s trip to china is 10o’clock,

When Ariana Grande heard that she used her farting skills to fart until the glass break than ran to cardi.

Oh my gwadddd can I gooooo!

Cardi b say nooooooo shut it.

She went like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaataaaaaauaa and mama b is like cardi if you dont let her go u DONT GO! GET ME!

And Ariana is like thank uuuuuuuuuu!

Nine o’clock they packed their stuff and wait until 10

An hour past and they were in the plane already.

The boss of the plane say “passengers you may not go to the toilet hehehehe 😈!

When cardi need to poop she asked the boss and the boss say ok!

They all went to the toilet!

When they reached china,they pay $500,000,000,000,0000 on a underwater house!

They fainted and was sented to the hospital!

The end

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